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The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.
Francis Bacon is a complex character. He is often hungry, and a self proclaimed non-materialist.
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
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to masturbate and/or ejaculate
Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.
Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
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When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.
Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.
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Exclaimed in approval / enjoyment of any person, place, or thing. Synonymous with "cool" "awesome" "hella balls to the walls kick ass" etc.
"I went to my favorite cafe earlier, they have this new blend of chai that's so bacon!"
"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"
"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."
"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."
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A phrase referring to the appearance of the female genitals; also closly linked in association to the bologna drapesand mud flaps
Man, I'd like to put my bologna pony in her Bacon Cave!
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