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(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
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when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.
" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"
When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.
Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
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Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.
Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead