Random
Source Code
Random
When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.
Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!
16👍 9👎
Girl 1: Do who was your date yesterday
Girl 2:oh he was kind and calm but a animal in bed
7👍 4👎
An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work
Paul:''so joe what do you work at?'' Joe:''im a bed tester LOL''
6👍 2👎
The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.
I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.
6👍 2👎
bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.
dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.
6👍 2👎
When you fuck on a bed for the first time
Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
9👍 2👎
Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.
"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."
27👍 18👎