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one sort of bottle bong includes what most of the definitions have. make a tin foil bowl at the top, cut some holes in it & have the bottom filled with water.
my idea of a bottle bong is basically a more fun way to smoke instead of just passin' around the blunt. personally, i would rather do this. not that i dont like blunts, in fact i would marry a blunt if women were non existent (talk about a good wife) but this is just to add to the fun.
take a gatorade bottle, coke bottle, etc. one of the smaller bottles works. i use gatorade. anyways, make a small-ish hole on the side at the bottom. about an inch from the bottom of the bottle. this is where you'll put the end of a blunt, the part your mouth will go on. now make a small hole on the side to put your thumb on. i like to use lighters to make these holes.
light up the blunt (or joint, doesnt matter) put your thumb on the side hole, smoke up the bottle, take your thumb off and smoke up.
i also like it because you get more smoke. and its fun to see who can and can't clear it.
its also the best way to smoke roaches for that buzz.
smoke up, friends.
1. "dude, i got 2 blunts. finish this gatorade ill make a bottle bong."
2. "still got those roaches from after we almost got busted?"
"hells yeah son. "
"dude imma go buy a gatorade, we'l make a bottle bong and finish 'em."
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it is where you havent wanked for so longthat all the excess cum builds up. then when u have sex you are able to cum 3 times before u finally admit defeat and go limp. which means 3 times the sex!
jim- Mayn i dint wank for like 4 weeks so when i fucked tracy i gave her a genie in a bottle!
Mushta - BOOOOO, U IS HECTIC BLUD!!!!!!
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A man who Jerks off in a bottle since he can't get a girl to fuck instead.
On Prom night the Bottle Fucker enjoyed himself in his car.
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When your man is too much of a pussy to let her see his small dick. He decides to shove a coke bottle down your throat while he holds your head.
A: hey man what happened last night?
B: uhm... nothing
A: oh I see. You pulled a coke bottle.
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When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.
dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.
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the most amazing drink ever. so good it could give you an orgasm.
'that milkshake was a orgasm in a bottle'
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The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.
I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!
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