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When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.
She didn't text me back because she is a busy biscuit.
A mofo who acts like he knows everything about business
This mofo thinks he is a business cat
The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.
"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"
A way to describe a parent company
I heard Last Week Tonight with John Oliver no longer has AT&T as a business daddy
A person that gets off when telling everyone how busy they are.
Jacob Clarke is a real Busy buster when he talks to his busy friends.
It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.
"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.
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