Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

butt clay

Off brand playdoh

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay

clay collins

Homecoming Queen.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.

i’m not gay im just in love with you clay collins

clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks

Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with

Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.