Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.
Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.
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A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.
"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -
the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.
I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now