Cooter snatcher

When your panties get pulled into your vagina.

Person 1: my panties got into a wedgie with my vagina

Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

Cooter Hole

The hole of a cooter mostly used to gain urinary tract infections and to use iVibrate to tickle your pickle.

Yo her cooter hole is green and it smells like a Jimmy Johns restroom.

Cooter throb

When sexually aroused, the vagina gets a throbbing sensation.

When he talks dirty to me, I get cooter throb.

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cooter sweater

1. Pubic hair, 2. having a nervous cooter, 3. wool panties

Today I removed my cooter sweater.

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.