The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
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A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff
guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
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A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.
Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.
Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.
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When you break your dick in one's intestines trying to have anal with a prostitute.
He cotton clamed jarvaisha over the weekend.
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When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
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When you exhale from your nose and get a dry tingly nose, aka cotton nose. Be aware of other things such as cotton mouth, cotton throat, maybe even cotton ear
"You Guys made me laugh so hard that hot smoke came out my nose, got fucking cotton nose" - Anna
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When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.
Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!
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