To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level
Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.
Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.
The scruff around a pussy a day or two after shaving.
Before you eat me out, I’m sorry if I’m a little crunchy.
when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.
in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
pretends to love nature but not actually
She's just being crunchy; she doesn't actually hike
The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.
1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.