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A Weapon Created By The Government To Obliterate Kidneys Leaving Nothing But Mush
person 1: ah what a nice day!
person 2:*shoots kidney destroyer*
person 1:Noo! my kidneys!
A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush
person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys
That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS
Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
ruins meme's, makes trash instead of quality cut meme's.
Ben is a meme destroyer because he is a pleb.
Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”