corn father

you have a lot of kids lol

you are a fucking corn father lmfao

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Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

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Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

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Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

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Father of Discord

The Father Of Discord is one and only EthaN^ΞXZ#2424

Discord to god : who is my father?
God to Discord : The Father of Discord is EthaN^ΞXZ#2424
Discord to God : ah alr

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father terry

A paedophile who works at a catholic girls school as an excuse to watch girls and even creates a judo club so he can gain physical contact with them. Also likes to eat insects and spit on people when he talks.

Oh god, there's father terry, watch out

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Father fucker

Someone who fucks father's.

You are such a father fucker

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