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Corvette Tax

The idea that a parts vendor will charge more for corvette parts than they would for similar parts made for another vehicle due to the illusion that corvette owners are wealthy. See also, BMW Tax and Mercedes Tax.

I got hit with the corvette tax on this side marker blackout film. I had to pay $60 for $2 worth of pre-cut tinted film.

by b00st3d February 17, 2018


blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023


relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.

Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.

by sherwoodian May 18, 2011


death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 8, 2020


Julien Tax

A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.

Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?

Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220

Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax

by Javontay December 24, 2022


Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009


expat tax

The price(not necessarily monetary) that you pay for being a foreign national while not understanding the local language or customs.

Person1: I'm not sure what this charge is on my receipt.
Person2: Do you know how to dispute it in french?
Person1: Nope
Person2: Well, it sounds they are charging you the expat tax.

Non-monetary example:
When you've already said "what?" 3 times and finally you just agree.

by unflores September 10, 2015