A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.
When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.
Dude, last night I got A German backfire in my Jetta.
It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.
Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.
When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."