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A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.
" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"
person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
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When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
a person who wears black fingerless gloves
“look it’s emo gloves!”
Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)
2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug
damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth
Glove worn to finger a butthole
Come on baby quit playin these games and put on the glove of shame while you jerk my ding-a-lang! (Respectfully)