gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

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gooch hickey

A hickey one's mouth leaves on a male's gooch.
Also the act of hickeying a gooch.

The girl left a massive red mark on him with her gooch hickey.

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Gooch Face

1. Someone who has a really bad, fugly face which obviously looks like a gooch. ( mainly gingers ).
2. Someone whos face somewhat reminds you of a gooch.
3. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly and Fugly.

1. " Wow dude she has a GOOCH FACE! "
2. " Holy cow Ms Olds has a GOOCH FACE! "
3. " GOOCH FACE, GOOCH FACE! "

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gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

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gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.

"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."

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Gooch Bunny

noun Tiny microscopic bunnies which feed on hair and sweaty, moist skin. These bunnies often irritate the gooch and cause rashes. They multiply extremely quickly and tend to nibble.

The Gooch Bunny was chewing on my chode, it hurt like hell.

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Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

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