Canadian Goose

While entering a girl from behind rhythmically thrust, honk, and flap your arms simultaneously as though you are a flying canadian goose.

Last night I totally pulled off the Canadian Goose on your wife!

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lucky goose

a phrase that sounds better than “lucky duck” just saying

“i have no school tomorrow”

“oh, you lucky goose!”

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Wounded Goose

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.

"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."

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goose necking

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking

Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.

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the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

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Goose Knuckle

Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."

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Goose Necking

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.

Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.

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