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A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
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A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls
Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!
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One who exceeds oral sex expectations amongst the masses.
Last night I got topped off by a Gawk Hawk!
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An Elderly man that plays evony all day because he has no life
One who spends his entire life thinking of what to do with the rest of his life. like Shadow Hawk
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(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.
Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night
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An act in which a person (most commonly an old lady) who spends time peering out of a window spying on their neighbours or any other passer by. This can also be know as hawking. Whist in the act of "hawking" the hawk will believe they are invisible, however this is a common mistake as they can clearly be seen.
Oh look there is Hawk Eye spying again
Oh look their hawking again
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When ass hair is so long in the butt crack it looks like a Mohawk
He, she had a great body but a massive hole hawk.
The plumber that worked on my sink had his crack showing and it was birthing a hole hawk.
Stop being such a hole hawk.
Eat my hole hawk.
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