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The day a girl throws out her Hello Kitty collection.
Brittney looks all grown up. Yeah, she threw out her Hello Kitty collection last week. It's Hello Pussy from now on.
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Hello Kitty is a popular Japanese character. It is a literal modern translation of 'Maneki Neko' or, the 'Beckoning Cat' which is a symbol of welcome and is used in many Japenese/Chinese store entrances. Sometimes Maneki Neko has his left paw up, sometimes the right. The left paw signifies that the business owner is inviting in it's customers. The right paw invites in money or good fortune. Most Maneki Neko's are calico cats; the male calico is so rare it's considered lucky in Japan But Maneki Neko may be white, black, red, gold, or pink to ward off illness, bad luck, or evil spirits and bring financial success, good luck, health and love. Maneki Nekos made in Japan show the palm of the paw, imitating the manner in which Japenese people beckon. North American Maneki Nekos show the back of the paw, imitating the way we gesture 'come here.' The higher Maneki Neko holds his paw, the more good fortune is being invited.
According to legend, that cat, called Tama, lived in a poverty stricken temple in 17th century Tokyo. The temple priest often scolded Tama for contributing nothing to the upkeep of the temple. Then one day, a powerful feudal lord named Naotaka Ii was caught in a rainstorm near the temple while returning home from a fishing trip. As the lord took refuge under a big tree, he noticed Tama with her paw raised, beckoning to him, inviting him to nter he temple's front gate. Intrigued, Naotaka decided to get a closer look at he cat. Suddenly, the tree was struck by lightening and fell on the exact spot where the lord had just been standing. Tama had saved his life! In gratitude, Naotaka made the little temple his family temple and became it's benefactor. Tama and the priest never went hungry again. After a long life, Tama was buried in gratitude at the Goutokuji temple. Goutokuji still exists, housing dozens of statues of the Beckoning Cat.
Hello Kitty is the modern version of this, so many kids have good fortune (probably)
Source- Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader
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A phrase that is used when you see someone that you want to annoy or troll and immediately killing them as soon as you say it
Also was featured in a video of Anomaly from his Twitch
Enemy:
You: *teleports in front of him* Hello cunt
Noscopes in the background
A Colombian Hello is when you probe her anus in a plunging motion with a finger at the start foreplay.
Also a proper greeting in an elevator of a hotel and or performed in a Janitors closet.
Hey Mike did you give Sally the Colombian Hello?
You know I did! I Plunged my finger In her anus, knuckle deep bro! Columbian Hello
When a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying "Hello, 911?"
This is be used comically and not with any seriousness
Friend 1: *covers fries in ketchup
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?"
Friend 1: "Hey wanna go smoke up after work?"
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?
An exclamation at an extraordinarily good looking member of the opposite sex.
Downgrades to "hello" for just good looking and then "Bah. GoodBYE." at the opposite end of the spectrum.
Most effectively used when abroad and you can get away with it a tiny bit more.
*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!
*hot male walks past*
Hannah: He's a bit of a why hello!
*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!
*stunned male stares*
Hannah: Uh...
*forces mobile phone to head*
Hannah: Uh... Hello... Mum?
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A greeting used by River Song (Melody Pond) and the Doctor in Doctor Who. Hello Sweetie is generally directed to mostly the Doctor and sometime River Song. Although occasionally it can be used as a form of surprise.
River Song: *Sees The Doctor* Hello Sweetie.
Doctor: Yes, hello River. What have you been up to?
River: Spoilers.
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