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put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by September 9, 2021


Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020


I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023


can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

by Michellebell November 24, 2013


Can I Get A Hooyah

a phrase that means Fortnite doesn’t suck

HEY BOOMer, CAN I GET A HOOYAH!!!!

by Ur boi YEET December 19, 2021


I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy

A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*

by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022


Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019