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A youtube channel that has taught me more things than my school/prison ever has.
teacher: Have you heard of pythagoras theorem?
Me: yeah Game Theory taught me
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A game that is so bad that it gets regularly thrown in a toilet buy a guy who owns 5 Wii Us.
"This game blows!" Scott exclaimed as he threw a copy of Chi-bi Robo: Zip Lash in the toilet.
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A circle-jerk; where the players throw money, and a doughnut, in the middle. The first one to ejaculate on the doughnut, gets the money. The last one has to eat it.
I won the doughnut game, last night. Now, I can buy the new X-Box 360.
Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.
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A person who is totally into the fine and outstanding culture of Video Gaming. Often seen sporting a game related T-Shirt i.e. Mortal Kombat, Pac Man etc.
In addition to purchasing all merchandise related to their favorite game, a Gaming Enthusiast will spend long, hot uninterrupted hours of gaming in some back room. Forgoing proper nutrition, basic hygiene, even pornography in lieu of leveling up. Leveling up for a Gaming Enthusiast is like shooting sweet China White into the vein of a heroin addict.
Gaming Enthusiasts have been found dead with controllers still being clutched in their rigor mortified hands - We salute you
In the future when our world is invaded by hordes of malevolent alien Reptiloids. The nations of the earth will turn to the Gaming Enthusiast to save them. For the Gaming Enthusiast alone possesses the knowledge and talent combined with years of virtual experience for fighting such a cause.
Sound far fetched? I leave you with this: Songs have been written and movies have been made about Gaming Enthusiasts saving the world.
Attending E3 and Blizzcon is like a trip to Mecca for the Gaming Enthusiast.
Obsessive compulsive disorder that manifests during gaming. A person may not have OCD in real life, but will display OCD behavior in a game with exhausting inventory organization, breaking every possible breakable object in the room or always reaching the level cap.
-Dude, why did you just shoot the wall? There was nothing there.
-I had 101 bullets, needed to round it to a 100 so it was perfect.
-You should learn to control your gaming OCD.
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A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
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Videogame, usually a shooter or a sports game, whose target audience is the 18-35 male gamer, or the so-called "dudebro audience". Dudebro games usually feature prominent violence, swearing or sex, overly serious tones and a pretense of epic storylines, and are usually rated M for Mature.
No, I'm not getting the latest CoD, I'm sick of dudebro games.
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