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When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.
Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night
When one unintentionally does something very impressive.
In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.
It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps
Where a man lies on his back and the woman does push-ups on his dick
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The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.
Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.
Matt: Fine, whatever.
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When you are driving at speed up a motorway, you open your windown fully , put your arm outside the window (fingers pointing the direction you are driving) and make a wave with your arm (like simulating a rolercoaster)
I went motorway surfing on the way to Trago Mills
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A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.
That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.
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