When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.
'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'
When you're drunk and you remember doing something the last time you were intoxicated.
Ohh de ja booze... I used this urinal the last time I was at this bar! *proceeds to piss everywhere but in the urinal. again.*
A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.
Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.
A really fake friend who cheats on his girlfreind he is the type of person who wants to make fun of you say fake things about you and then wants to spend the weekend with you
Made by someone that goes to sherwood
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The learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already assumed by many to be gay
1: Did you hear that Lance Bass is into men?
2: Duh! This is total gay ja vu!
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Similar to De Ja Vu. The feeling when something totally different happens then suddenley passes.
I had serious Vu Ja De. When that clown was juggling oranges.
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a long time ago but somehow in the future
it happens more than once DE JA VU
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