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Jeff: yo where was u at man?
Beff: I was chopping the lawn dude.
When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.
I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.
Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman
“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”
The vagina hairs
A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
The grass in your front lawn is so nice/
Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.
There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.
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To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.
John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.