laying a turnip

When one is in a state in wich he creates a large anal excroitation which takes the shape of a vegatable often known as the turnip,

there seems to be a vegatable spraying/oosing out of my anus, i seem to be LAYING A TURNIP

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O-Lay

-A greeting used by friends in meeting up or upon sharing booze.

-A band that recently started out in London, Ontario (known as O-Lay).

- Walking into a room you would say O-Lay and upon saying cheers with beer!

- The band O-lay can be found when you go onto MySpace. www.myspace.com/thebandolay

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Lay a gasser

To fart, cut the cheese, let one rip, etc.

Dang! Did you just lay a gasser, man? That stinks!

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laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

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lay in the cut

Additional info: probably in reference to relaxing in a Cutlass Supreme automobile.

"Hey Putney, where you been?"

"Laying in the cut."

- Putney Swope

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Frito Lay

Having sex with someone fat...and obviously eats alot of chips.

Remeber that fat chick, Cindy? Well, we went out last night and I totally got a Frito Lay.

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lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

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