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Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.
"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"
my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it
When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.
Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?
a term used by the firearms community for building out your own AR-15. Typically it means assembling the pieces of a stripped lower receiver and/or upper receiver. The components are all mil-spec are seamlessly connect with one another for a multitude of various companies and options.
"man, building your own AR really is like legos for adults, it's so fun"
Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.
Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.
Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!
Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
The act of launching Legos out of your anus.
(For more information refer to Lego loading)
Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.