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When a man is giving anal sex, once he is inside the anus, he leaves his penis motionless, not moving in or out. His partner then proceeds to finger his butthole until ejaculation.
He may also perform this act on himself.
"That chick from the bar was wild dude! She gave me a Michigan Mountain Dweller! It was awesome!"
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The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.
It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.
Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."
Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"
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The best university in the world for a complete collegic experience. MSU has a lot to offer its students: a great atmosphere, a great education, a great social experience, and many other benefits including an extremely attractive student population. The MSU female is the perfect combination of brains and looks, and the MSU male is/gets lucky (often).
I went to Michigan State University and, not only received a great education, but also gained an extremely outgoing and social personality that I could not possibly have attained by going to the Univeristy of Michigan. This is probably why, after my interview, I was successful in getting the job over 4 UofM kids.
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When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.
John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!
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St. Charles Michigan is a small town where there is not shit to do so teens just drink. A lot. At any given time half the towns teenage population has MIPs and the other half is drunk.
St. Charles, Michigan in one sentence:
I just popped a Molly
When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.
My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.
Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.
My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.