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A strong cloth bag (such as burlap or denim) containing 3 or more motherfuckers, usually tied at the top with nylon rope.
she was so ugly, she looked like she'd been hit with a bag full of motherfuckers
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a term used by those in military situations on the FRONT lines of battle to describe those who AREN'T
"we have to risk our asses up in here on the front lines while those REAR ESCHELON MOTHERFUCKERS are back there chillin
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Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
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Someone who mixes the cans of tuna in oil with the cans of tuna in water at the supermarket.
(guy arrives home from grocery shopping- starts to unload)
"tuna in oil!?! What the fuck? Shit ass motherfucker mixed up the cans again. Fuck."
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"If you look up "sexy badass motherfucker" in the dictionary, it shows a picture of Alex Baumann's face."
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This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!
Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'
Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'
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que, a wanna be ganster who spends all his time sucking his own dick and watching homo porn and playing games and drinking coffee
damn ques such a nerd ass motherfucker
did you see that nerd ass motherfucker