Use of the phrase "das joke" is appropriate when you want to indicate another person's failure to recognize a joke in conversation.
You: "You're pretty good at this game. It seems like you play often."
Them: "Geez louise, thanks bro! This is actually my first time."
You: "Das joke."
The fastest person ever born in existence.
"WOW, who's that?"
"that's Aidan (da flash) Mamchur, the one and only!"
1: A corruption of "da fuck"
2: A way of expressing that what was just said is confusing, stupid, or unexpected.
1: Dude: Hey man, I heard Joe jumped off a cliff!
Other Dude: Da eff?!
2: Dude: I think chickens are people too, man.
Other Dude: Da eff? What are you, retarded?
A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!
Da wae; a wae only wae founders can found in Sanik’s lost world
Do you know Da wae?
Don’t lose da wae!
I can show you da wae.
Eric, Ethan, Daniel(Dk), Billy, Noah and their fearless Judean leader Aiden as well as the local battry ho Brynn. Da Mandem write fire songs.
Ethan: Ayo wagwan crodie?
Aiden: WAGWAN FAMMAZ?
DK: What you sayin cro?
Eric: We runnin up on Brynn's botty tonight mandem?
Aiden: Yerppp, Da Mandem finna slide cro
Thats right, Boobie Miles style from Friday Night Lights
"you did your homework right junior?" "das shright mom"