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A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!
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A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.
1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.
2.) Lilith Fair
The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site
oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned