When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.
"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.
2: Italian business insurance.
Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”
Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”
My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead
Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning
A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.
*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)
1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!
The most epic mascot of any YouTube channel
Person 1: Hey, what's the mascot of Society Studios call?
Person 2: Lightning Joqueen
A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.
Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?
Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!