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When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good
Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.
"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
A rule made in the game of quaters, carried out by placing an empty beer box on your head when its your turn to drink.
Put the fucking consumable head gear befor you drink pussy.
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The act of sneaking inside somewhere (shopping malls, gas stations) while dressed like a total moron.
That guy totally Mental Gear Solid that shopping mall. People where like omfg, look at that retard.
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It is when your slave become extra cheeky and u decide to tie him up for the bants and whip his ass
JJ was horny so DADDY ZERK decided that he ties JJ up and become his very own bondage geared slave so then DADDY ZERK whips JJ black ass and because JJ is black as coal he gets more horny and decides to scream to josh to whip his ass just like josh ancestors did to JJ so DADDY ZERK WHIPS AND JJ SCREAMS: OH Yeah WHIP ME HARDER DADDY
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A game commonly played by Call of Duty 4 rejects and those too poor to afford Halo 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Gears of War gives these players a high sensation, causing them to go online and boast about how good they are, thus inflating their egos to the point where they become delirious and begin to say "Nigger" all the time, though most of them are small, white 13 year old virgins. They feel the need to defend their egos by any means, whether it be lag switching and screaming "HOST!!!" whenever someone kills them and threatening . Gears of War
"Yeah what now eat my lancer bastard. I'm a G at Gears of War 2"
*sniped"
"HOST!!! Oh my god fucking niggers man."
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Metal gear rising is the best game. You fight funny cyborg people who are as stated, very funny. The people who you fight are, Big tiddy goth woman, meme man, child predator, smile man, Senator based
Person 1: metal gear rising sucks!1!1!!1
Person 2:heh heh, kill yourself
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