Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag

Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures

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Quail Hunting

The act of getting with cock hungry younger girls; Much like quail hunting, the process is easy and takes very little effort.

brian: Ay dog ay, i've been talking to michelle the past couple a days. Bitch wants my nutties.
Colt: how old be that slut?
brian: Incumin freshman
Colt: Figures. just some more quail hunting?
brian: Ayyyyyyminnnnn brotha.

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Pippa Hunt

Cockney Rhyming Slang for the insult, 'what a cunt'.

James: That Peter stole my pencil sharpener!
Arnold: Pippa Hunt.
James: You're telling me!

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skirt hunting

To hunt for skirt, and or cruise the bars looking for loose women, or women who dont have a permanent scowel on their face. Searching women wearing skirt and or showing leg and open to conversation.

Hey! what did you do last night?

I went skirt hunting with friends at the local bars, it turned out to be a pleasurable evening!

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Mud Hunting

A game played by one or more males whose sole objective for the night is to seek the mud hole (anus) of a female. Weather consensual or not, the victor will have completed anal and anal alone. A blow job, or a hand job especially, will require the participating male to remove himself from the game and not return for at least two weeks.

Noun: Mud Hunter

Prize: None. He already had his fun.

After a long Friday of playing pocket pool at your cubicle you proceed to send the following text:

You: "What's the plan for tonight"
Fellow hunter "Mud hunting?"
You: "Yes"

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twitch hunt

A hate campaign conducted on Twitter, usually against someone who has offended the left-liberal establishment.

Stephen Fry led a twitch hunt against the journalist Jan Moir after her article in the Daily Mail.

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duck hunting

a way to talk about sex but not actually show you are talking about fucking

an alternative to the word fucking (verb)

comes from fuck cunt.... duck hunt

yo baby, wanna go duck hunting

i duck hunt by myself to videos on the internet

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