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Jock Shock

A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.

Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.

The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.

Enjoy responsibly.

"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"

*Sitting at Applebee's

"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"

by aero_squid August 22, 2012

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knob jock

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead

sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away

by ARKELZ November 16, 2007

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Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008

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jock oil

Cum

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro

by Bruce Willie September 5, 2021


WoW Jocke

A swedish World of Warcraft gamer who is seen as a hero amongst teens and adults. He thought us that WoW is just like real life. and that leather sheets can't have a level, it can have a required level but not a level.

WoW jocke: World of warcraft är precis som riktiga livet, till exempel här kan man va, här kan man va, här kan man va. Precis som riktiga livet, här kan man va , här kan man va, här kan man va.

by Wowjocke May 20, 2019


Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking February 15, 2018


jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.

Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.

by Circus Room October 21, 2011