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A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?
Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!
The continuing saga of helpless blacks being rescued by big-hearted American and/or European Whites. First New Orleans. This time in Haiti. Where next?
First New Orleans. Now Haiti. "Hey guys. Look at those white dopes over there collecting donations for Haiti. Anybody want to donate to Katrina! Part Deux? Hahaha, no, I didn't think so. I know, We'll match what the Revs Al and Jesse donate. That will still equal zero. Hahahaha!" Stay tuned for Katrina! Part Trois.
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medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.
Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...
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is to make a definition on Urban Dictionary.
Part of my bucket list is to make a definition on Urban Dictionary.
v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.
Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.
Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?
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GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.
Amen
The tip of your dick, so named because a kid on yahoo answers thinks that it looks like darth vader's helmet.
Im 14. when i masturbate like after i ejaculate it starts hurt. like the darth vader head part. plz explain?
anyway the shaft, the part that looks like darth vaders helmet on the end of ur dick gets sensitive and it hurts to keep going on then my stomach starts to hurt. explain
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