petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

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heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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Pet Peeve

Things that people do that make you want to punch their eyes out.

My pet peeves are:

-Loud Eaters.
-Ugly women that think they are irresistible by men.
-Immigrants who live in America that cant speak English.
-People who put $30,000 in modifications to their shitty Honda Civic.

Illegal alien: Hola, yo trivial hablar Inglés a pesar de que vivo en Estados Unidos!
American(extremely pet peeved): THIS IS AMERICA WE SPEAK ENGLISH! GO BACK TO MEXICO UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE!!!!

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pet peeve

An opportunity for complaint that is seldom missed

"Grammatical mistakes are his pet peeve"
"A pet peeve of mine is people who ..."

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pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.

My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!

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soft petting

the fith stage of love right after rape.
Act of stroking the currently devastated subject

stages
1.love at first sight
2.stalking
3.restraining order
4.rape
5.soft petting

after the event she was soft petted by her assaulter

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Teachers Pet

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

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