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To hope someone tests positive
Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid
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What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.
The second best position is position 99.
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The best sex position known to man created by Nick Cortese the sex god to aceive full body orgasms in less then 6.0021 seconds.
yo i totaly couldnt get my girl to finish last night so i asked my friend nick how to do the "L" position and she screamed like a six year old girl at a carnival who lost her stuffed bull dog named bobo!
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1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."
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The position you get into to build up fart gas, so you can light it on fire. Get down on the floor; place your chest on the ground; put your butt up as high as it can go; place one side of your face on the ground like you are listening for footsteps; wait until you need to fart. When you "get one," roll over on your back; place the flame under your anus; and push out a plode (a fart on fire). Never light up in silk, never in the nude, to prevent suck back (flame in anal cavity). Fart lighting is polite, as it extinguishes the smell.
Man, I have an upset stomach after eating that warm, greasy salad. Let me get in the prone position so I can light up (fart on a flame).
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It is a sex position, where your in between a hot girl and a fugly girl, and you just have the fugly girl there to make the hot girl look hotter. You focus all your attention on the hot girl, and just look at the fugly girl when you need motivation.
Timmy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy girl, want to be in my Juxta Position
Fugly Girl: I would be the hot one right?
Timmy:Yeeah suuuuuuuuuure.....
Kate Upton: Okay now Timmy, ready to fuck?
Timmy: Yeah just bringing along this girl for Juxta Position
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The "69 position" performed on the ceiling.
Girl: "Let's 69"
Guy: "I have a better idea... let's 69 on the ceiling, the 96 position."
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