life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.

Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?

Git ready

As in get ready, also know as gat ready with a weapon

Git ready cause here he comess

Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".