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An old rusty school bus with no tires and just a few windows. This luxury item was either purchased at a junkyard or was acquired from squatting the land from a Yankee. Usually found in the front yard of a small-town or southern rural area.
Cory: Every morning this week on my way to work, I've driven by Gobbler's Knob and seen Bubba staring out of that Redneck RV. MaryBeth kicked his sorry as out of the double-wide again.
Jillian Paige: That fuckin' Ghetto Hillbilly should be thankful that he has that luxurious Redneck RV. That son-of-a-bitch shouldn't of knocked up MaryBeth's 15 year-old sister.
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When you use your sisters spit to fuck your girlfriend
Hey sis , get me that redneck lube, I’m about to fuck your mom.
The act of removing your dip and shoving it up someone's butt hole and proceeding to have anal sex. The saliva soaked tobacco acts as a stimulating lube.
Jimbob: "Hey Maryanne, thanks for letting me give you a redneck buttplug last night! I had the a nice tobacco buzz for hours!"
usually involves a shotgun or duct tape.
scenario: someone stole a mt. dew from your fridge
Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach
When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.
I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.
Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?
In the second drawer next to the tin foil!
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A person who has redneck interests, but is afraid to leave the city.
I'm an urban redneck! I love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch NASCAR on TV, but I can't leave the city limits or else I won't get good cell phone reception.
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