Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

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Furry shirt

A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.

Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)

birthday shirt

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.

I got my birthday shirt on...off....

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra

Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude

Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

comfort shirt

a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space

“oh my god, i can’t find my comfort shirt! i need it, it makes me at ease”