Shirt Slut

The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt

I only joined marching band to be a shirt slut

Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

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Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.

Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.

Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times

You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt

Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

Seemee shirt

A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field

OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site

Shirt Jingo

Noun: A shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. Female version of the "shirt cock".

Stacey: "What the hell am I supposed t wear to a Bottomless Party?"

Stacey's loose friend Sherry: "Duh, a Shirt Jingo!"