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A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.
Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.
When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it
The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt
A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.
We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.
A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.
Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)
A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra
Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude
When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.
I got my birthday shirt on...off....
A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!