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Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

by August 23, 2023


Miguel's shirt

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it

The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt

by BiggerPoppa March 11, 2017


Cocaine shirt

A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.

We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.

by BenisPlease July 30, 2022


Furry shirt

A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.

Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)

by Apple5 May 13, 2014


Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra

Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude

by LegendTwenty7n January 18, 2018


birthday shirt

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.

I got my birthday shirt on...off....

by Oboe123 February 19, 2018


Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010