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To gobble dicks in the stairway
" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."
When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps
Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs
Spread your legs a little more baby.
“Mmm let me grab my croc strap
An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..
Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.
Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope
The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.
Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.
Yo lets hit up the strap shop and scope out the dracos