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a term used by eshays to initiate fights between different packs of eshays when travelling
Eshay 1: u got a staring problem bah
eshay 2 :you wanna fight ya dog
eshay 3,4,5,6 we'll beat u up ya dogs
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Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.
And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"
Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
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A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.
Mentioned in a Too Short song.
Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.
Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.
Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.
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A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle
When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent
A physics problem involving a cat rolling down a hill. Commonly given when asked for physics answers.
"What's the answer to question 1?"
"What, the cat rolling down the hill problem?"
When a political vendetta is focused on local leaders constituents because he won't support a major politician. E.g., jamming up traffic for 1000's of constituents. Many constituents may unwittingly end up focusing their anger on the local leader, who is helpless in such a situation. The vendetta is obvious to the local leader, however it is hard to prove. When he protests he is mocked and humiliated, and made to look like a paranoid, delusional conspiracy theorist or incompetent idiot. The wide publicity from the vendetta creates an exponential impact on other non-supporters of the major politician, so they get the message and jump in line so they do not end up being humiliated, or in political gridlock.
Since the real perpetrator always has plausible deniability he can claim to be blindsided, heartbroken, embarrassed, humiliated and betrayed by his zealots, and his stupid goons. The ability of the perpetrator to transform himself into the victim by playing to people's empathy, sympathy, and by using an army of spin doctors who can saturated the media with a new image is a true accomplishment. The perpetrator's success may end up further enhancing his ability to inspire fear in those who may not aspire to come to his rescue. This works best when a complete account of conspiracy theory cannot show a direct connection, such as by a paper trail, or by testimony from stupid aides and appointees.
When stuck in gridlock traffic for hours.
Faceless constituent One: I guess it was "Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee"
Faceless constituent Two: You "Got it," right.
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in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
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