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The immature girl who made an annoying comment on your meeting
Susan's comment: Well i think that you and you and you are wrong
Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.
when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
When a guy has sideburns on his dick
Did u see that guy at the urinal he had a huge silly Susan!!!!
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