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She got a big tattoo of Elvis across her chest and said that if she squeezed certain muscles, it looked like he was karate chopping her tits. She's the kind of gal that should be taken into custody as quickly as possible. The other that said the Queen of Denmark was using her vagina or spleen to deliver Anti- Semitic soup recipes to the commercials, she can stay.
Getting plowed in the booty with a sandpaper dingdong
I wanna get plowed in the booty by a sandpaper dingdong. (Tattoo).
A drawing in ink on someone's skin.
The girl that got a new tattoo and explains what it means when she flexes certain muscles, some people might think she is killing it, as they call it, but in reality if you don't take a girl like that in to custody quickly, a lot more people that don't really need to die will die over stupidity.
Tattoos might have indicated a person's toughness in the past, but those days are long gone. Nowadays, so many people get tattoos that they don't indicate anything. Pussies get tattoos like many other people do these days. You got people nowadays who get tattoos just to look tough or to look like somebody they know, or to look like a bunch of other people with the same tattoo.
He/she got a tattoo(s) to try and get more respect than they did as a kid, back when he/she was a fuckin dork.
A tattoo is a baptism of fire.(trust me you don't want one)
That tattoo has hardened my skin forever.
The secret word for hickey
Lemme give you a tattoo on your neck without using tattoo ink.
The scar left by the smallpox vaccination.
I see you have a boomer tattoo on your arm. Man, you are old!