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1. A group of glass blowers based in Texas who specialize in the construction of smoking pipes like bongs, spoons, bubblers etc. Their glass can be found in many head shops in the Southern US. Very thick, very chill glass.
2. To get head from a thick piece of beautiful Southern ass.
3. What you are after having smoked dank weed from H-town, 9721469 (Dallas), Saytown, ATX and any other of the many weed-filled towns in Texas.
1. I tripped on down to the head shop where they had a special on hand pipes. Picked me up this ballin' spoon from Texas Blown for only $40.
2. I got Texas Blown by this ho backstage at the show in Deep Ellum last night.
3. This Sour Diesel from Screwston got me Texas Blown!
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A shit hole town located in the butt crack of Angelina County.Well known for meth heads , child molesters , pot holes , dirty water, and stray dogs. The only laws enforced by the town cops are for speeding and window tent. Fighting real crime isn’t profitable in Huntington TX. In fact, the local sheriff doesn’t care about Huntington because he doesn’t have enough money to patrol the Butt Crack of the county. In Huntington Tx, teachers molest their students but don’t go to jail because of their last name. Famous for the broom bandit who raped the entire baseball team.
In Huntington, Texas If the cops don’t stop you for speeding , the pot holes will wreck out your car and you may hit a stray dog, there’s a good chance you may be molested as well.
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When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.
Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.
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Another word for the ever-so-popular, yet completely ridiculous MULLET hair style. The term is simular to the Tennessee top hat.
After being lined up like sheep for two hours, Billy's first day at bootcamp got dramatically worse when the locks from his Texas turban were shaved from his head.
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what people call Jake Gale's dick
girl 1: have you seen big Texas?
girl 2: OMG yes, it makes nick shaw look like "little rhode island"
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Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)
joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom
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When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward
While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender
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