empire of dirt

1. refers to a nation that has a large land mass and/or looks imposing to the outside, but is full of nothing and/or is no true threat

2. refers to an organization and/or individual who appear to have large amounts of influence and/or power, but in acctuality have verry little if any at all.

1. Russa is an empire of dirt

2a. In the United States, the President has an empire of dirt.

2b. To most Americans, the Catholic Church is nothing but an empire of dirt.

pay dirt

1. Any source of success or wealth; a fortunate discovery or profitable venture.
2. End Zone (football)

In Madden 11, When you can see a player scoring a TD a mile away Gus Johnson says, "next stop, "pay dirt."

When searching/looking for something, "pay dirt" nearly acts like using the word "jackpot."

dirt squirrel

a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.

"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

or

"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."

Dirt Burglar

see also, Turd Burglar

That dude is a total turd burglar

Joe Dirt

anyone with a mullet, plaid muscle-vest, john deere tracktor for a car, or someone who feeds there dog achohol. they are usualy uneducated, live in a trailerpark, and they may have a southern accent. basicaly another name for a redneck.

guy1: see that guy over there with the def lepard tattoo and mullet?
guy2: yah, what a Joe Dirt.

dirt track

anal passage, butt hole

Eddie finger blasted his dirt track.

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"