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Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else
Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
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to masturbate and/or ejaculate
Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.
Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
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When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.
Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.
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Exclaimed in approval / enjoyment of any person, place, or thing. Synonymous with "cool" "awesome" "hella balls to the walls kick ass" etc.
"I went to my favorite cafe earlier, they have this new blend of chai that's so bacon!"
"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"
"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."
"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."
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A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance
"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard
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