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Another word for your moms/girlfriends/sisters favorite food. Usually the best kind are found in africa or sacramento,california. Also known as big black juicy weiner
Kent: Hey dude i heard your family is having dinner with your girlfriend.
John:Yea
Kent; What are you going to make for the girls.
John: Oh, their favorite!
Kent:Which is?
John: Oh just some cock.
Kent:......
John: Yea they all love cock.
Kent:....Dude, your fucked up
John: No man im serious they love it! Especially my mom she loves it when i put salt on cock and put cock in her mouth.
Kent: Holy shit, you need a therapist.
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A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
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When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.
An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between
me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.
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When two or more hormonal men face off.
Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.
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This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.
James May: Oh Cock!
<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>
Richard Hammond: LOL
Jeremy Clarkson: LOL
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