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Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.
"Becca has a serious looking problem"
"I know, but it's not like she is a lesbian."
An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.
Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...
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This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.
James May: Oh Cock!
<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>
Richard Hammond: LOL
Jeremy Clarkson: LOL
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Rattus domesticus is the not commonly used, possibly incorrect scientific term for a domestic/pet rat. Rattus, literally meaning rat, & domesticus, literally meaning domestic. These words come from Latin.
Rattus domesticus= domestic rat
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That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.
Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?
Person: 32, why?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.
Person: Γ’ΒΒΉ God Dammit.
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The Kakapo, a large, nocturnal, flightless parrot endemic to New Zealand which is both tree & ground dwelling. It is in decline & is in great danger of going extinct within the next few decades due to the introduction of unnatural predators into their habitat, such as mustelids (stoats, weasels, ferrets) & cats. Conservationists are trying to protect this amazing & now rare species by dedicating whole islands to the quarantine of the bird. The only island where it can now be found in the wild is Codfish Island, & the species is now classed as critically endangered due to the fact that there are only 126 known living individuals...
singular: Kakapo. plural: Kakapo/Kakapos
If you want to find out some more about Kakapo, i recommend either watching this:
The Unnatural History Of The Kakapo
on youtube, or visiting one of the following sites:
www.arkive.org
www.wikipedia.com
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